Bug Fornication

This morning I jumped in the car to head to work and lo and behold there were two bugs fornicating on my windshield. Of course, my first thought was, “I wonder how aerodynamic they are?” I tried in vain to get a picture of them (does that qualify as pornography – will the government seize my puter? – I guess there is no way to prove they were underage bugs…). These bugs obviously weren’t professionals, they never turned to give me the right angle to snap their picture.

To answer the question in my first thought…they made it to 52 MPH before flying off the windshield.

My final thought was, “I wonder if they were done yet?” I guess they were…